clientsfromhell:

Client: Why is my website green? You know that isn’t the color of my brand.

Me: I’m not sure what you mean. There’s no green anywhere on your site.

Client: Not on my website. The Website itself.

Me:

Client: On Google. When I search my company the website name is green. It has to be brown. Same goes for the blue link. That has to change as well.

nbchannibal:

If you say so…

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

kalechippu:

OFF buttons and keychains/phone straps you can by at Anime Evolution at the end of this month.

ttttxxx:

Rainy Day (and meat)

ttttxxx:

Rainy Day (and meat)

relahvant:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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Wfftipwff!

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

sophomoriarty:

iamsupersherlocked:

crazyintheeast:

latefines:

papervaglife:

ugly-privilege:

beben-eleben:

Collective names for some animals

dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here.

my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

MURDER

I have been looking for this my entire life!

That owl is 65472% done with your shit and you know exactly which one I’m talking about

Oh yes a fucking parliament of owls

t-wei:

happy chappy no nappy

t-wei:

happy chappy no nappy

ikimaru:

redrew this post from the other day pbthb

don’t punch other people’s bees Karkat, that’s rude

22mg:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

i laughed

22mg:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

i laughed