2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it


this is my favorite thing ever

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

this is my favorite thing ever

oh

oh

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

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doodlecrackstar:

mydogsnokes:

padnote:

image

this is going to be the last thing i remember before i die

my god.

refusingtosinkmyship:

paxamgays:

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”

SOOOOLD

tHANK YOU

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

oohhhhh no not this

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
 - Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I’m fucking done oh my god

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

image

#Levels

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

wolverxne:

Baby Tiger | by: [Sofía Andrade]

wolverxne:

Baby Tiger | by: []

body-mod-universe:

Noting some photographs of Mr. Bodymoded Punky, which is their huge Cheecks, this made me remember a past teacher report in which Shannon Larrat appointing an artist who had gigantic cheecks, unfortunately, still I could not locate it, and get your name, Punky BodyModed this wonderful art transcending their fantastic Bigcheecks 38mm black silicone tunnelRemember Body Modification…..Beautiful Art

body-mod-universe:

Noting some photographs of Mr. Bodymoded Punky, which is their huge Cheecks, this made me remember a past teacher report in which Shannon Larrat appointing an artist who had gigantic cheecks, unfortunately, still I could not locate it, and get your name, Punky BodyModed this wonderful art transcending their fantastic Bigcheecks 

38mm black silicone tunnel

Remember Body Modification…..Beautiful Art

canisalbus:

Xenon & Argon

hideandgeeek:

sixpenceee:

YES, YES, YES A MILLION TIMES YES

This was my favorite book in elementary school.
Awesome.


I HAVE THIS BOOK OMG IT WILL BE ON THE SCREEN OMG YUES PLS

hideandgeeek:

sixpenceee:

YES, YES, YES A MILLION TIMES YES

This was my favorite book in elementary school.

Awesome.

I HAVE THIS BOOK OMG IT WILL BE ON THE SCREEN OMG YUES PLS